Saturday, 15 May 2010

HOW TO SPOT A MIDDLE-AGED ENGLISHMAN IN LANZAROTE




Short hair? 
Check.

Pot belly? 
Check.

Pale skin going sun-burned red? 
Check.

Hideously ugly and stupid t-shirt only a brain-dead teenager would wear? 
(See below for sample.) 
Check.

Only visits bars which serve Full English Breakfast? Check.

Thinks cafe con leche is a place where dirty old men hang out? 
Check.


English.

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