Short hair?
Check.
Pot belly?
Check.
Pale skin going sun-burned red?
Check.
Hideously ugly and stupid t-shirt only a brain-dead teenager would wear?
(See below for sample.)
Check.
Only visits bars which serve Full English Breakfast? Check.
Thinks cafe con leche is a place where dirty old men hang out?
Check.
English.
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